Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, cautions everyone to remain vigilant, for the miscreant known as Gregg Millman is at it again. He is spreading his foul lies throughout the land, to anyone who will listen. But listen not! Avert thine ears, and thine eyes if reading, and thine nostrils as well, for his foul odor is legendary. This scoundrel not only claims authorship of "THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA - Book the First - The Sweetest One," but now says he's hard at work on the sequel, "Book the Second - The Forever Frosty." The only thing he is working on is the ever-growing list of offences he has committed against his Royal Highness. We repeat -- THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA is the actual historical record of our Kingdom. The events depicted therein are real and factual, and tell the glorious story of our wondrous land of candy. Everyone single one of Sir Millman's "social media posts" and "blog entries" are full of nothing more than falsehoods and fabrications. King Kandy Korn the Fourth proclaims that Gregg Millman is now wanted...dead or alive (but preferably dead) for crimes committed against the Kingdom. The reward being offered is the official granting of KNIGHTHOOD in the Royal Guard. So be it proclaimed on this day.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, announces the release of THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA, the epic tale of two human kids who came to our magical world to help the Sweet Treats defeat the evil Sour Powers.
Apparently, one "Gregg Millman" is claiming he is the author of this tale. Scamp! Scallywag! Teller of lies! Believe not his words of deceit. He pretends that he created the characters in this wondrous world, that he dreamed up the story with all its incredible twists and turns. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The book is the actual historical record of the Kandy Kingdom. The Royal Historian conducts interviews with the participants and witnesses of these real events, and records it all for posterity in the book known as THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA.
The events contained therein are real and factual, and therefore King Kandy Korn the Fourth has announced a warrant for the arrest of "Gregg Millman" -- he stands accused of lies, heresy, and general nincompoopsmanship. The reward for capturing him is a special visit to the Royal Kastle and an audience with his Royal Majesty. So be it proclaimed on this day.