VELOCIRATOR
ORIGINAL CONTENT ON LINKEDIN

​Velocirator spoofs the disruption of the convergence of media, advertising and tech. Like if "The Onion" was published at the intersection of Silicon Valley and Madison Ave.

I created it, write all the content, and publish it on Linkedin.  'Cuz Linkedin is, like, really boring.

https://www.linkedin.com/company/velocirator/

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​"AMAZON LOFTS" OFFER CHIC LIVE/WORK SPACES ​IN THE AMAZON WAREHOUSE

​GOOGLE PLANTS DIGITAL TREES IN THE CLOUD, TOTALLY WASTES NATURAL RESOURCES FOR PR STUNT

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COMPANIES GIVING HOLIDAY BONUSES IN
​CRYPTOCURRENCY -- EMPLOYEES HAVE, LIKE, NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS

MAJOR MERGER WILL CREATE ONE MEGA-STUDIO, FOXIVERSNEY BROS.,
​WITH ONE CONGLOMO-FRANCHISE

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​"AMAZON OPTIMUS PRIME" DELIVERS ORDERS IN 1 HOUR ​WITH FLEET OF SUPER-LETHAL ROBOT DRONES

​TECH COMPANIES' OFFICE SNACKS SEEN AS
​LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATOR

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AFTER DISASASTROUS HACK,
​EQUIFAX REBRANDS AS "EQUIHACKS"

​McDONALD'S LAUNCHES BLUE APRON-ESQUE
​MEAL KIT DELIVERY SERVICE

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​C-SPAN ANNOUNCES C-SPANDEX
WEARABLE TECH

NOT TO BE OUTDONE, RICHARD BRANSON PLANS ​TO LAUNCH HIS YACHT INTO SPACE

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TREND-BENDERS UNDER TEN!

GET READY FOR CONVENTION-CON!
THE CONVENTION ABOUT CONVENTIONS!