GREGG MILLMAN.
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COMPLAINTS
​We want to know how we're doing.  So please, let us have it.

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Who the hell asked Gregg to write any goddamn taglines for MY freakin' movie?  First of all, the movie sells itself -- it's starring me and my name's the fucking title.  Plus my pretty face is all over the posters.  Well, not my face-face.  My masked face--, you know what I mean.  The point is, if Marvel's gonna put some marketing muscle behind their flicks, focus on the ones that need it.  Like Ant-Man.
DEADPOOL (THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES, IT'S ME!)
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My man. never. blazed. Offered him dat real sticky icky n everything . 🔥🔥🌿 Cuz know who he even worked for?! 🤦🏿🤦🏿🤣
SNOOP DOGG
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Gregg thought his Trulia listing was SO clever.  Please.  I could have written that real estate blurb.  But I'd like to see Gregg try to scare the hell out of a family or drag someone through a TV and into another dimension.
​THE POLTERGEIST from "POLTERGEIST"
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At first, Gregg's attention to detail was impressive.  But then he started making sure we used different flavored chips for each video -- as if you can tell whether the actor's holding Cheddar & Sour Cream or Bacon & Cheddar Baked Potato Skins.  To be honest, I think Gregg just wanted free samples of all our flavors.  So not profesh.
HEAD OF GLOBAL MARKETING, FRITO-LAY
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  • work.
    • Ford
    • Frito Lay/Ruffles
    • Deadpool
    • Microsoft Azure Space
    • Benzac/SMOSH
    • 5 Gum
    • Poltergeist/Trulia
    • Tweed
    • Toyota & Scion
    • Fantastic Four
    • Turtle Wax
    • Merry Jane
    • Perdue
    • Kingsford
    • Lego Mixels
    • Chuck E. Cheese's
    • LIVE PD
    • The Real Cost/FDA
    • LBS
    • CareCredit
    • Verizon
    • Viola Cannabis
    • History
    • Made Man
    • Comedy Central
    • Mercury Insurance
    • AT&T
    • Equitable
    • Honda Powersports
    • One Crazy Cruise
    • The Kandy Kingdom Saga
    • ABC Family - Mind Games
    • Storytellers
    • WB Digital - A Crack in the Sky
    • Velocirator
  • bio.
  • press.
  • Contact.
  • Resume.