COMPLAINTS
​We want to know how we're doing.  So please, let us have it.

"Who the hell asked Gregg to write any goddamn taglines for MY freakin' movie?  First of all, the movie sells itself -- it's starring me and my name's the fucking title.  Plus my pretty face is all over the posters.  Well, not my face-face.  My masked face--, you know what I mean.  The point is, if Marvel's gonna put some marketing muscle behind their flicks, focus on the ones that need it.  Like Ant-Man."
DEADPOOL (THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES, IT'S ME!)

"Gregg thought his Trulia listing was SO clever.  Please.  I could have written that real estate blurb.  But I'd like to see Gregg try to scare the hell out of a family or drag someone through a TV and into another dimension."
​THE POLTERGEIST from "POLTERGEIST"

"At first, Gregg's attention to detail was impressive.  But then he started making sure we used different flavored chips for each video -- as if you can tell whether the actor's holding Cheddar & Sour Cream or Bacon & Cheddar Baked Potato Skins.  To be honest, I think Gregg just wanted free samples of all our flavors.  So not profesh."
HEAD OF GLOBAL MARKETING, FRITO-LAY