"THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA" is a true story...

​Hear Ye, Hear Ye!!  King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, cautions everyone to remain vigilant, for the miscreant known as Gregg Millman is at it again.  He is spreading his foul lies throughout the land, to anyone who will listen.  But listen not!  Avert thine ears, and thine eyes if reading, and thine nostrils as well, for his foul odor is legendary.  This scoundrel not only claims authorship of "THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA - Book the First - The Sweetest One," but now says he's hard at work on the sequel, "Book the Second - The Forever Frosty."  The only thing he is working on is the ever-growing list of offences he has committed against his Royal Highness.  We repeat -- THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA is the actual historical record of our Kingdom.  The events depicted therein are real and factual, and tell the glorious story of our wondrous land of candy.  Everyone single one of Sir Millman's "social media posts" and "blog entries" are full of nothing more than falsehoods and fabrications.  King Kandy Korn the Fourth proclaims that Gregg Millman is now wanted...dead or alive (but preferably dead) for crimes committed against the Kingdom.  The reward being offered is the official granting of KNIGHTHOOD in the Royal Guard.  So be it proclaimed on this day.