Hear ye! Hear ye! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of the the Kandy Kingdom, has proclaimed that the following is now the official poem of THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA. Camilla, age 12, and her older sister Divine are loyal fans of the Saga. Camilla wrote the following ode to the kreatures of the Kingdom: I love Sweet Treats or Sour power. Smart Tarts despite their name don't make you smarter. Sour powers are sourer than sour and none look like towers. The Sweetest one eats the sweetest tons. Sugar-frees kind of taste like tea and Tubba Bubba is pink and green. On behalf of the entire glorious Kingdom, King Kandy Korn the Fourth thanks Camilla and Divine for their wise and wonderful words. So be it proclaimed on this day!
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Hear ye! Hear ye! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of the the Kandy Kingdom, has proclaimed that Gregg Millman is continuing his campaign of misinformation in support of THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA. He was a guest on the podcast "Reading With Your Kids," where he once again claimed that he is the author of this book. Listen to his offending words here: bit.ly/2knZFLK. As the Kingdom has made clear: THIS BOOK IS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF THE ACTUAL EVENTS IN THE VERY REAL KANDY KINGDOM -- AND IT IS NOT A WORK OF FICTION, AS MILLMAN CLAIMS. Therefore, the host of this podcast -- Jed Doherty -- is now guilty of aiding and abetting the criminal mastermind Millman in his fiendish plans. The hunt for Millman continues...So be it proclaimed on this day!
Hear ye! Hear ye! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler, has proclaimed that THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA is now the #1 Amazon Best Seller eBook for Kids Action & Adventure and #1 for Kids Fantasy & Magic Adventure! 'Tis also the #2 Best Seller for ALL Children's eBooks! Go to Amazon - https://amzn.to/2S4yX7o - So be it proclaimed on this day!
Hear ye! Hear ye! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler, has proclaimed that the most wondrous book, THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA, is free to download upon this day, August the 28th in the year 2019, and also upon the day following! It shall be of particular interest to children of the ages 8 to 12. Go to Amazon - https://amzn.to/2S4yX7o - So be it proclaimed on this day!
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, has proclaimed that the hunt is on! The Royal Gummy Guard has mobilized in the mission to seek and destroy Sir Millman, the wretched wretch. First he claimed to be the author of "THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA." Now he is making "media appearances" to spread his malicious misrepresentations throughout the land. He just gave an interview on the "Talking About Books For Kids" podcast: https://talkingaboutbooksforkids.com/2019/08/20/ep-20-gregg-millman/. The wonderful host of this program, Jaqueline Douge, had no idea that she was talking to an incessant liar who cannot be trusted to utter a single truthful word. Dame Douge, if you can provide any information as to the whereabouts of this "author," the King would be forever grateful. Perhaps you could even come visit our fair Kingdom and grace us with your presence. So be it proclaimed on this day.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, cautions everyone to remain vigilant, for the miscreant known as Gregg Millman is at it again. He is spreading his foul lies throughout the land, to anyone who will listen. But listen not! Avert thine ears, and thine eyes if reading, and thine nostrils as well, for his foul odor is legendary. This scoundrel not only claims authorship of "THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA - Book the First - The Sweetest One," but now says he's hard at work on the sequel, "Book the Second - The Forever Frosty." The only thing he is working on is the ever-growing list of offences he has committed against his Royal Highness. We repeat -- THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA is the actual historical record of our Kingdom. The events depicted therein are real and factual, and tell the glorious story of our wondrous land of candy. Everyone single one of Sir Millman's "social media posts" and "blog entries" are full of nothing more than falsehoods and fabrications. King Kandy Korn the Fourth proclaims that Gregg Millman is now wanted...dead or alive (but preferably dead) for crimes committed against the Kingdom. The reward being offered is the official granting of KNIGHTHOOD in the Royal Guard. So be it proclaimed on this day.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!! King Kandy Korn the Fourth, the magnificent ruler of The Kandy Kingdom, announces the release of THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA, the epic tale of two human kids who came to our magical world to help the Sweet Treats defeat the evil Sour Powers.
Apparently, one "Gregg Millman" is claiming he is the author of this tale. Scamp! Scallywag! Teller of lies! Believe not his words of deceit. He pretends that he created the characters in this wondrous world, that he dreamed up the story with all its incredible twists and turns. Nothing could be farther from the truth. The book is the actual historical record of the Kandy Kingdom. The Royal Historian conducts interviews with the participants and witnesses of these real events, and records it all for posterity in the book known as THE KANDY KINGDOM SAGA. The events contained therein are real and factual, and therefore King Kandy Korn the Fourth has announced a warrant for the arrest of "Gregg Millman" -- he stands accused of lies, heresy, and general nincompoopsmanship. The reward for capturing him is a special visit to the Royal Kastle and an audience with his Royal Majesty. So be it proclaimed on this day. |
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