Who the hell asked Gregg to write any goddamn taglines for MY freakin' movie? First of all, the movie sells itself – it's starring me and my name's the freakin' title. Plus my pretty face is all over the posters. Well, not my face-face. My masked face–, you know what I mean. It's still iconic! Point is, if Marvel's gonna put some marketing muscle behind their flicks, focus on the ones that need it. Like Ant-Man.
DEADPOOL (THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES IT'S ME)
My man. never. blazed.
Offered him dat real sticky icky n everything . 🔥🔥🌿
Cuzz know who he even worked for?!
SNOOP DOGG
Gregg thought he was so clever listing the haunted house on Trulia. Please. I could have written that real estate blurb in my sleep. But I'd like to see Gregg try to scare the hell out of a family or drag someone through a TV and into another hellish dimension. Guy's an amateur.